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A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!
The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
Literally means 'I'll assume responsibility and control of this situation from this point forward.'
It's usually used in a condescending manner, with sarcasm optional. So, in reality, it means, 'You've screwed up enough/underperformed the task, so I'll assume control and responsibility so it won't become FUBAR.'
New guy at job - "Hey, I transfered the account to Mrs. Jennings like you told me to!"
Boss - "WHAT?! I told you to transfer the funds to Mr. Jennings?! I'll take it from here."
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A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.
Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."
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To mentally shit down someones esophagus by declining an offer/order.
Teacher - "CLEAN UP THE TABLES!"
Smart-Ass Student - *whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass."
(The student ends up cleaning anyways)
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A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.
Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”
A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"
your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!
you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!
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Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"
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