i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

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i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

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i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

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i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

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So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

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I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire

The expression, "I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire" suggests a very strong hatred for an individual. Often when it is used, someone who hates the person even more comes back with "I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire", thinking this takes the hate level a step further.

However they are mistaken. Shit, poop or jobbies wouldn't help put the fire out (unlike piss) so in fact by shitting on someone who is on fire you are adding insult to injury, as well as creating a more interesting incident scene for the fire department investigators.

It's important if you are taking a dump on an on-fire person not to let any bits of wee-wee come out as this might put the fire out. Also try to poop from a safe height to avoid charring your back-bottom or your dangly bits/front-bottom. You might also want to try to squeeze it slowly so that the on-fire person can see it coming out and have that as their final vision of life.

Andrew: "That Tony is a complete arsehole: I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire"

Gary: "Fuck, I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire"

Andrew: "Actually I would: I'd drop a big chocolate Mr Whippy right on his face. I'd also stuff his pockets with newspaper soaked in gasoline. Bastard."

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So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

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