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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 04, 2022


i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 06, 2009


i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004


i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 19, 2013


So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 06, 2007


So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 18, 2010


I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 04, 2019