a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.
Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.
1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."
ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.
Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."
Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."
1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.
1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.
Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.
Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.
When you say something unbelievable but true.
Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!