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a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry
person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry
A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.
teen1 "The train is late"
teen2 "I want to kill myself"
When you don't want to live anymore.
Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people
It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.
The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner
Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself