Trump Bowel Syndrome

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.

Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.

gay bowel syndrome

When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.

Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."

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Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.

Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

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Bowel Nigga Syndrome

To have Bowel Nigga Syndrome, you must be born into a nigga household with birth defects.

“Look at this nigga ovah here. He must have Bowel Nigga Syndrome with his ugly ass.”

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Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.

-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.

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