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(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.
(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.
I came back for seconds
I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!
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The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.
He blew up in seconds.
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When smoking weed the person that says seconds before anyone else reserves the second hit of the pipe or joint. The first hit is always reserved to the person who supplied the weed but the second hit is a race between the other people smoking for whoever says seconds before anyone else. The exception to this is if you had supplied weed for the group earlier in which case you are automatically given the second hit.
who has seconds on this bowl?... SECONDS!!!
I call seconds on that next joint.
I smoked you up earlier, you better give me seconds on this next bowl.
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An unknown unit of measurement.
"I need to move the car back a second."
"You need to adjust the width a second."
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1. A small period of time.
2. What comes after first.
1. One Mississippi/Marshmellow/One Thousand.
2. Fuck. You beat me.
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An indefinite period of time, usually assumed by the listener to be at least 2-3 minutes in length. Speakers use it to affirm that the time will be short without any actual meaning or elaboration, despite the fact that the period will likely be more than 120 times longer than stated (see above).
Person #1: Are you done yet?
Person #2: Yeah, it'll just take a second.
-5 minutes later-
Person #1: *visibly impatient* Okay, are you done now?
Person #2: I said, it'll be a second! Geez, some people.
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We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.
Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."
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