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BLACKFELL INCIDENT: a shorthand term describing any sort of incredibly unfortunate yet completely organic situation brought on by a storyteller, of which the player had little to no conscious involvement in.
Person 1: My colonist just decided to dig up his murdered son at his ex-lovers wedding.
Person 2: Sounds like you had a Blackfell incident.
An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
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The Helsinki Incident was recently cited in the 2004 film "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. During the final match sportcaster Cotton McKnight (Gary Cole) announces "Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!" The 'incident' refers to a Finnish milk maiden named Oona Maarit Lohtander held captive as a rebel after the Finnish Civil War in 1918. While a prisoner on the fortress island of Suomenlinna in Helsinki she learned that her fiance Jarno Enestam was summarily executed by one of the guards of the camp. Vowing to avenge her lover's death, she arranged for her brother, also captive, to strangle the guard that night after she lured him into her bunkhouse for sex. It was absolutely pitch black in the compound and the bunkhouse, and after entering he approached the bunk where he thought his sister was 'engaging' the prison guard. He efficiently dispatched who he thought was the guard and retreated back to his bunkhouse. It turned out that he visited the wrong bunkhouse and strangled a young pregnant woman who was trying to quietly give birth, thus the reference to "a double-fault final-play elimination". Both Oona and her brother were subsequently executed for their role in the murder.
Helsinki Incident, Dodgeball
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The B3 incident was an incident that occurred at 1:17 pm 5/5/23 on the grounds of Don Bosco Technical Institute High School where one of the colored students Eduardo Soto had broken Health and Physical Education teacher Vincent Nolasco’s window with a volleyball. This was detrimental to Mr. Nolasco’s career due to the fact that he had to tell his boss Carlos Plantias about the situation and the fact that he can’t handle a group of freshman. This could’ve made Plantias fire Nolasco forcing him to leave bosco and pursue his dream job as a male stripper. Thankfully Carlos Plantias did not fire Nolasco and only spanked him lightly as punishment. And as for the student who broke the window he was sold to another farm.
Nigga 1: did you hear about the B3 incident?
Nigga 2: no
Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.
My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...
a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918
Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"
The "1992 Incident" refers to the events that transpired on June 26th, 1992 between the actor Perry Caravello and casting director Randy Callahan. After alleged impropriety on set by Caravello, Callahan prompted him to perform sexual acts in exchange for not going public with the allegations. Perry jerked off Randy Callahan to completion and then received fellatio.
The incident is referred to often on the popular Perry Caravello Live stream on Twitch and Youtube to this day.
The 1992 Incident? That's when Perry Caravello got sucked off by Randy Callahan in order to secure a movie extra role.