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a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.
Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.
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Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.
Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??
Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
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n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.
Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.
Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.
These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
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A movie by Al Gore which warns us about the unnatural warming of earth, and the devastating consequences it will do to our planet.
"An Inconvenient Truth" is a movie that should make people think
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The alternative term for Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth movie now that bogus science, damaging emails, and current weather patterns indicate that global warming is a scam. Also know as the way that Al Gore duped people and governments into throwing a ton of money into anti-global warming activities while making him stinking rich.
Person 1: What are your thoughts on global warming?
Person 2: It's an Inconvenient Lie.
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When the most inconvenient outcome to a situation is the most likely to occur.
Wife: "Honey, why are you going to work so early?"
Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."
Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."
Husband: "Exactly."
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