Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.

Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.

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injur-Wii

An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii.

"Man, I pulled a muscle bowling on the WII last night."

"Talk about an injur-Wii."

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Injured generation

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys

Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»

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Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

Injured List

To be deficient or not have enough.

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.