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a noun referring to a person who is reduced to slave labor.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
"Melanie clean the floors you intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
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People who are hired to do menial monotonous work that you couldn't pay people people to do long term because they would quit or eat a .45 caliber. So they hire some naive college or high school grad to do it until they give up , quit, or eat a .45 caliber.
I got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead I ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day
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A system that reduces the minimum wage to a suggestion rather than a requirement by law.
Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.
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(1) A temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) Bill's gal.
"The only thing Clinton ever fell off of was an intern."
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poor innocent individual starting out with a whole set of impossible goals and naive ambitions that end up crushed under the path of some self-righteous menapausal bitch that is dissatisfied with her own life and for getting an office ass and taking it out on cute young girls that might actually make something of their lives and live their dreams...and work off the constantly invading office ass
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an aspiring employee with whom you abstain from sexual relations.
i did not have sexual relations with that intern
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Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk.
Jared: Get the interns to carry you.
Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS!
Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
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