Ipecac

A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics

Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow

Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy

Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*