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A truly extraordinary man whose smile could cure cancer, and loves children with all his heart. He is most famous for his molecules being on the moon, and that one teacher whose jokes are actually funny. This Scotch-Irish American is probably the best history teacher that God Himself has ever seen and ever will see. One of his superpowers is the ability to take a student back in time to any event in history, and teach them about what happened in that time. Although he might be mean sometimes, we love him all the same.
Hey! You’ll never guess what I learned in Irwin’s class today!
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Chruchill: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
Eavesdropper: "ohhhh shit, did you hear c-hill just fuckin' irwin dat bitch??"
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The act of successfully wrestling and pinning a dangerous animal, as the notorious Steve Irwin once did.
Bob and I are going irwinning for some alligators today.
A Town in P.A. about 25 minutes from pittsburgh. A town filled with crazy crack heads and whores. Also can be used to describe how many stds you contracted.
Also can be used to describe the amount of worthless pieces of white trash who rob each other back and forth daily.
V. Fuck them, im irwining them tomorrow who's with me?
adj. I contraced an Irwin of disease off holly last night.
V. Im gunna irwin crackhead mike some one give me a tylenol.
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wannabe whore, also one shall never get paid no matter what the services offered. Also, one who loves free phones but never gets rebates back.
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1. To get owned in water or in a situation involving water.
2. To be maimed by a Stingray
1.The Titannic got Irwinned.
2.Steve Irwin got Irwinned!
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