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Israelis are a multi-racial people that are either so by religion, or ethnic background, that live in the modern nation of Israel. Ancient Israel was a nation the Romans destroyed in 70 AD. There never has been a nation called Palestine. There have always been Asiatic Jews living in the Middle East. Not all Israelis are descended from European Jews, although Israel was recreated after the Holocaust of WW2, for Jewish people that lived around the world, in many nations. The turmoil between Arabs and Israelis goes all the way back to Isaac and Ishmael, half brothers that the Arabs and Jews descended from. Sibbling rivalry at it's worst.
Israelis and Arabs are both Semitic.
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1-A citizen of the State of Israel.
2- Slang Term to descrive a really cool or awesome person sabra
Damn, that Israeli chica is mad hott!
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probably a dumb ass bitch who uses 🤡 too much, she’s pretty popular but hates band kids. she’s a tall hoe and always has her hair in braids or a in a bun. NEVER HAS HER HAIR DOWN. Loves tea but never makes any herself. Her celebrity crush is lil huddie
Someone: omg isra! how’s your dog
Isra: Dead
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A weird sexual practice.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
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Mos Def's 2004 album The New Danger featured the controversial song, "The Rape Over", a parody of Jay-Z's The Blueprint hit "The Takeover" which provides a list of influential forces he sees running the hip hop music industry, Mos Def thus refers to Cohen, rapping that "some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit":
Old white men is runnin' this rap shit,
Corporate forces runnin' this rap shit,
Some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit,
We poke out our asses for a chance to cash in.
Cocaine, is runnin' this rap shit,
'Dro, 'yac and e-pills is runnin this rap shit,
MTV is runnin' this rap shit,
Viacom is runnin' this rap shit,
AOL and Time Warner runnin' this rap shit,
Quasi - homosexuals is runnin' this rap shit.
High-placed executives temporarily made Mos take the song off releases of the album, citing clearance issues with Jay-Z and The Doors, a band which the song samples. The song has been called anti-Semitic for its veiled reference to Jewish record executive Lyor Cohen (the "tall Israeli" who then was head of the The Island Def Jam Music Group), and homophobic for its reference to "quasi-homosexuals."
In similar situations referring to what happened to Mos Def, a Tall Israeli is a member of the secret cabal of individuals who really control the rap music industry. This aids to shed light on Mos Def's album subsequently being pulled from the record store shelves and edited to remove any mention of Tall Israelis.
Some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit,
We poke out our asses for a chance to cash in.
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a) The act of carrying a firearm with a loaded magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.
b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.
Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.
This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.
a) I always Israeli carry my Uzi to keep the dust from entering the chamber.
b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?
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The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
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