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A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
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What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
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The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!
Friend 2: Where is it?!
Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.
Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
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Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
you really just fucked me off.
“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll