jlo

Jennifer Lopez is a 37 year old celebrity who kept trying to get married in the past few years, Some have called her "Jho" because she has been with so many men, but frankly her clock is ticking and she wants to have babies before it's too late.

Now she has finally found her pair Marc Anythony who is the same race as her which is Puerto Rican, and she was seen on t.v saying that it's better that she's with someone who is the same backround as her because you have more in common that way, etc. and is happier than she has ever been.

Anywho, JLO's career is starting to go down the crapper because people are starting to realize that she is just a gimmick, she can't sing worth a damn (her latest album is a mojor flop), her acting is barely average, her clothing line is cheap and tacky, her perfumes stink, literally... basically the only thing she's good at is dancing.

I think she should have stuck with puffy because then she'd still be somebody, dumping him was the worst move she ever made

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jlo

(JAY-LOW) vt. To have no talent yet achieve notoriety.

Matchbox 20 JLo'd their way onto today's music charts. The teens who bought Mbox's music will live a very JLo'd life.

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jlo

famous puerto rican singer. heard often on mtv and vh1.

Jlo is on tv mommy! She is singing a song!

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jlo

(v.) A term used by cosmetic surgeons to describe the enlargement of a woman's ass or breasts.

The doctors' attempt to jlo Britney's tits will take place at exactly 9:00AM tomorrow.

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jlo

1)A person having no talent but still gave head to get ahead in life
2)A person who is "not a ho" she just love the cock

1)Jlo sure cant sing but shes got one fat ass which muffles out her horrible voice
2)Im not a ho im a woman

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a person who thinks their real but they is just a lump of plastic and says shes got a big bum but shes just got pillows stuck and she also thinks she had a hard upbringing in the bronx when she didnt.

Jlo:'dont be fooled by the rocks that ive got, im still, im still jenny from the block'
Peter Vinney:'ooh thats real cool'
Jub Jub Hill:'its not real or cool, just sum lie!'

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JLO

1. acronym for Jewish Liberation Organization, a militant group who's sole purpose is avenging and protecting the Jewish people.
2. An airsoft group.

Man, JLO just pwned those terrorists!

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