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(v.) The act of getting hoodwinked, completely screwed, or royally f**cked by an organization and/or person much like Coach Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2012/13 NBA basketball season.
Bill: I was up for that new promotion but was totally Jacksoned by the company for Larry.
Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!
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A person of high energy and appeal. His intensity is both a blessing and a curse. His spontaneity and enthusiasm are inspiring but at times exhausting. He is easily loved and a pure joy to all who meet him. His zest for life is contagious.
Everyone needs a Jackson to make life interesting.
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One of the funniest people you will ever meet in your life. You can tell and talk to him about anything and everything. He's that total 'Guy next door' kind of guy, you start off thinking you'll definitely just be friends with him and then slowly you'll find yourself falling for him. He is very blunt and always says exactly whats on his mind, never afraid to hold anything back so it comes out kind of rude sometimes which is sometimes not the best thing. For the most part he's your best friend and he always will be, that'll never change. If you don't have a jackson in your life, I strongly suggest you find one.
Person 1: Dude I heard that kid talking the other day and he is funny as hell
Person 2: Yeah thats jackson :)
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While they seem shy and awkward at first, Jackson's open up a lot once you get to know them and vice versa. Jacksons are introverts and would prefer being alone with a good book over a gathering of people everytime. They're not as experienced with people as they are with numbers. They aren't good at carrying a conversation and use comedy as a facade to mask their social anxiety. They try hard to give off the chill comedian vibe, because it's easier to be indifferent than to communicate real emotions, and they just want to make people smile. However on the inside they are kind, smart, truly funny, and incredibly thoughtful and observant as well as loyal. Once you manage to break through the mask he's a wonderful person, even if few people see that part of him.
Person: Who's that one funny guy? He was weird.
Person 2: That's Jackson
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a highly attractive guy with amazing eyes and abs that will blow your mind! Very athletic. Hes a sweet talker and tends to get his way alot. He says and does everything a girl would want a guy to at exactly the right time. Tends to make people around him happy and comforted so that its nearly impossible for you to be mad at him.
"Woah that guy was absolutly perfect!"
"oh he must be a jackson"
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A person who knows the truth about every hidden secret the government is hiding.
Girl 1: I was talking to Jackson last night about politics and how great the government was, and he laughed and educated me on the true agenda of the government!
Girl 2 : damn that Jackson really knows his shit
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God of Jacksonism. Cutest cutie of them all. Future sex god, next in line to Kobe.
Fuck you stop denying Jackson!
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