Jagger

Jagger is a complete jerk who will often try to befriend you, but only if you have something they want. During this time they will insult you, try to embarrass you, and when you do that back to them in a much nicer more playful way, they will get pissed and often times go into a tard rage on you. You best start running when this happens, because this motherfucker can’t take a goddamn joke to save their life.

That guy is such a jagger. He got pissed at me because I called him an asshole, even though yesterday he told me I was a worthless piece of garbage! What a dick.

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Jagger

a person who cant read

Teacher: Read the book
Student: I'm a jagger i can't

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Jagger

Thickest girl you will ever meet and if you play her over damm you dead

Damm Jagger you thicker than a snicker 🤭

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Jagger

A complete dick. The one who tries his hardest to be with the "cool kids". The one who always has to get his way, and always has to have the better stuff. A jagger will most likely try to be funny, but man when you make fun of him... he gets pissed.

Me: "He is such a jagger"

Kyle: "I know right! He left me in middle school to hang out with the cool kids!"

Me: "Unbelievable..."

Kyle: "Not only that but I got a hundred dollar bike and he went out and got a three hundred dollar bike!"

Me: "Wow."

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Jagger

A big fat liar.

He is being a jagger.

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Jagger

The holy God of anime and All should bow to him

Jagger is just a GOD!!

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Jagger

A seriously one in a million guy. Jagger is known to be the life of the party always and is never seen without a smile on his face. He’s sociable to the point where he makes new friends no matter the setting or time of day. His fashion sense is unparalleled and classy. He enjoys spending his time on his art and being creative. His upbeat music taste is sure to win over any other music junkies like me. A guy like jagger is an infamous flirt and someone who cares really deeply about the people he surrounds himself with. His charisma is what draws people in and he’s got the most gorgeous eyes ever. Everything he feels, he feels it so passionately. He’s a hopeless romantic at heart and known to be very cool and suave. Although he’s not always the best at expressing his feelings, he tries his best. You can always count on him to cheer you up even when he’s been feeling down himself. Jagger is all around one of the best people to have around and if you have one in your life you are infinitely blessed.

Yo I just met the most chill guy ever, I think his name was Jagger?

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