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I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.
Source: My name is Jake
Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.
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A very handsome, strong, horny dude. He carries a huge sword between them thick thighs of his.
“Bro you see that next to his legs” “ yeah that’s Jake didn’t you know”
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The man with the biggest penis on the planet
Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen
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A Person With An Enormous Penis Ranging 9-12 Inches
I bet that guy is totally a Jake
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Jake is the intelligent type. Really sweet and caring. The best boyfriend you'd ever have, and also the greatest friend. He's always there for you, and cares for you like a brother, a father, a best friend and also a lover. The type who plays basketball and guitar. If you ever date a Jake, you'd never feel alone. You'll always feel loved and special. He'd make sure you sleep happy every night, and wake up with a smile everyday. When Jake loves a girl, he'd do anything to make her happy, and he'd never give up on her no matter what happens. He's also the type who gets mad easily because he's a softie, but everything will go well anyways. He also has the most adorable smile, and his hair is amazing. Also a good kisser.
"Wow he's such a great guy! who is he?" "He's my bro, my best, my half, my everything!" "He must be a Jake"
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