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the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
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The turd that cannot be wiped.
Man, I took a shit the other day and had a kang jangler. I wiped 50 times and it was still there.
A grandmother’s tin of various things. Can be used to call other people out on their clutter of things or unnecessary objects.
Dude, clean up all your nanny Janglers! We have company!
Someone who makes one nervous, uncomfortable, weary or unforthcoming.
Jeff: "do you like wearing kittens as mittens?".
Arnold: "two sets of two words, one time: piss off, nerve-jangler!".
Jeff: "...how about beaver skin boxers...!?".
A person who grabs balls and fondles them
You jingle jangler
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someone who likes to play with my balls...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
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A word old people say when talking about new technology or other things
Old Person: You here about those new fang janglers thingys
Kid: Yes I’ve heard about the new phone Old Person ,stop here because this is filler, I get that you don’t get about new technology and other things
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