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The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"
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A very beautiful and handsome young south African man who has a large cock and eye bangingly droopy balls (can please any woman if not black)
yo there's my boy Liam Jansen
a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
"Hey Ralph did you see City Hunter & Napoleon Dynamite on Stars last night?"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
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The hottest girl ever the girl i want
Amanda Jansen and I should be together
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1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.
The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.
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White guy who enjoys Star Wars music and running over children.
Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!