A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school
And you watch the theories and rumors unfold
Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”
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Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day
Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd
The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties
I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.
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National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day
Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this
"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."
"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"
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January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed
Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!
Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day
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National slap your teachers ass day
January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher
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These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen
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