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the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.
snoochie boochies mother fucker!!!
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n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.
v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.
2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
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The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey
"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."
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Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands
Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....
someone who supplys you with weed, or anykind of supplement of that nature.
lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?
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Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.
I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?
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Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone (815) 993-6585 or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .
Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.
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