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A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.
"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
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A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.
The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
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Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.
Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
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Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
When a nigger walks out of the store with a fresh pair of J's on.
I saw Demarcus jaywalking out of the store with some stylin' new shoes on.
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moonwalking, sliding, gliding, airwalking, etc., in Air Jordan shoes.
Impressed Bystander 1: "Did you see that? That guy just moonwalked in Jordans!"
Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"
Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
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