to take someone's anal virginity
do tell him that while of course I can't jef you, I'm still carrying on where he left off...
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the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed
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The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.
Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.
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Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.
Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.
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To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.
"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."
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Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.
Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.
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The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.
Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.
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