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An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?
Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread
Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
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When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”
When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.
"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"
When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
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apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
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