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something to do on yo spare time
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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
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The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
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A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
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