Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

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Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

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Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

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Jersey Turnpike

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

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Jersey Turnpike

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

You can picture it yourself please

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jersey turnpiking

to dance face down , ass up

Deena was jersey turnpiking all night long.

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Jersey Turnpiking

When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.

Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time

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