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Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
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word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
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(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
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Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.
Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical
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The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.
Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!
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something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it
The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.
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