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When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!
Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
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When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
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Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!
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You look jizztastic today!
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Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.
Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"
Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
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Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere
That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!
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JIZZ- TASS-TICK
To shit because of something EXTRAORDINARY.
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Related to the word : Sienatastic
An epicful addiction to glee that will make you crap yourself over and over and over again
Also a common feeling where you get over excited.
and then shit yourself.
OHH HELL YES THATS JIZZTASTICC -runs to bathroom and craps all over the place-
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An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.
Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!
Man: I've been saving up.
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