Random
Source Code
Random
Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.
Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
18👍 13👎
Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
186👍 269👎
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!
Me: Omg, joe. Really?
119👍 178👎
The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.
Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
153👍 372👎
The Joe Rogan is a two step sexual practiceor sex move, that consists in bringing your partner close to orgasm, only to then interrupt the intercourse and tell a short story about an even better orgasm you once had. The second part of this sex move, consists in asking them if they happen to have tried DMT.
"Right when she was about to come, I pulled out and explained to her that I have waaaay better orgasms now through Yoga and she really should try that... Then I asked her if she had ever tried DMT, yeah, I totally Joe Rogan'd that bitch!"
6👍 7👎
Hanging out with your friends having intelligent conversations while smoking weed.
Hey bro, you seem real down to Earth. I'm hosting a Joe-Rogan over at my place and was wondering if you wanted to join.
11👍 26👎
Larry King, if he was a UFC fighter
Joe Rogan experience should be called Joe Rogan Live
2👍 3👎