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The hottest and fastest damn drummer in the entire world!!! He's from Slipknot and he's 5'3!!! Yay for Joey!
No example for yoou!!!!
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One Word - god. one of the best drummers there is.
joey jordison is a sic ass drummer
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Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
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The BEST metal drummer in metal history, in the band Slipknot, is incredibly sexy, and also plays guitar for the Murderdolls. And someday he's going to marry me
Joey Jordison is incredibly sexy.
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Drummer for Slipknot,guitarist/backup vocals
He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!
A:You hear the new Slipknot song All hope is gone?
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)
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Joey Jordison, drummer for slipknot, sometimes confused with an animal cause he's just that raw
Maggot 1:"Dude this is a sic concert"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
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The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.
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