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A mega faggot and likes dick
John Paul is a mega faggot
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This is a guy that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys named Jerry. He is attracted to girls named Erin, but his love of kissing dudes keeps him from making a move on them.
(Guy 1) Have you seen that John Paul dude?
(Guy 2) yeah I heard he has massive gay.
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A dude that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys naked jerry. He is somewhat attracted to girls named Erin, but he won’t ever make a move on those girls because of his massive gay.
Is it possible to be gayer than John Paul?
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Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.
josephine: OMG Its John-Paul! We Love you!!
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A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.
John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?
I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.
"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).
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