Jono

Pronounctiation: 'John-O'
1. Skinny Young Man, from the German; {Ianho}
2. An insulting name.
3. Slang for a toilet-o
4. Lacrosse - a near-miss or accident.

def. 1. Man, that 19-year old sure is jono.
def. 2. Fuck you, you're acting like a jono.
def. 3. Hold on a sec man, i have to go to the jono.
def. 4. Man, that guy really pulled a jono. Good thing he didn't hit that guy in the head. You're not supposed to use a baseball, idiot!

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1. jono: n, one who regularly consumes drugs (legal or no) in bacchanalian quantities in lieu of social activity
2. jono: v, to smoke up in amounts or ways that lead to one of the following: a) sex, b) public embarrasment or c) arrest
3. jono: v, to draw a picture while highly intoxicated

1. J: Man, i was a full jono last nite
Q: Yeah fucken right man
2. B: I fully jonoed last nite, she was hot though
C: Who, the girl, the cop or the old lady?
B: Shut your asstrap assface
3. L: Did you see jono jono just before he jonoed? that fucken jono.

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A supreme arabaian that lives in a hole

HEY!, jono go shank that nig he is mad doggin you

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also spelled jonno, or johnno.

A Redneck - In Australia it is colloquially used as a name for the stereotypical 'Aussie bloke over the back fence'. Usually equipped with stubbies, a wife beater, some sunburn, and a beer in hand.

origin - abbreviation of a common name, usually Jonathan, John or Johnston.

Looks like that pack of jonos nextdoor are having another barbie.

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When some one give a hand job

Yeah I gave Jono a jono

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An extremely small and wrinkled penis, usually attributed to an elderly Japanese businessman

Oh my god, what a disgusting jono!

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1. adj. - describing something as immensely homosexual.

2. adj. - describing something as incredibly stupid or unnecessary.

3. n. - any region of the body that is wrinkled.

4. n. - the male reproductive organ. Also see: balls or scrotum

5. n. - someone with no friends.

6. n. - the mess that you leave on your buttcrease after an extended period of time in the bathroom.

7. v. - the performance of stupidity to try to get the attention of a female counterpart.

8. v. - the act of being a flaming homosexual.

9. n. - a man with small balls.

(1.,2.) OMG, THAT was so jono.

3. What the hell are you doing? Why are you being so jono.

4. Aw c'mon, put away your jono.

5. Haha, you jono.

6. Oh my goodness, there is jono all over my tush.

7. Anish was trying to jono, he failed miserably.

8. Fag, you just pulled a jono.

9. How come it doesn't hurt when i kick you in the balls?!? Are you a damn... jono?

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