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The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out
Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves
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The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.
Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!
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A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
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A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.
Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."
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A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.
Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!
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One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task
Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.
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1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.
Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost
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