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An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.
Megan Fox is so Joost
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Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers
Fuck my joost
Lick my dirty joost
Fuck me in my joost pipe
Do you want to shag me joost?
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A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
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A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.
Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!
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One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task
Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.
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1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.
Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost
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When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.
"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
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