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To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as
1. Disregarding all rules and laws
2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying
3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic
4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods
5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills
7. having a mysterious or unknown past
8. making unannounced exits often
9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path
13. oversleeping or missing important venues
14. Ignoring thotties DMs
15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness
17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING
18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while
19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily
20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals
21. Changing the names of people/things/places
22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)
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“man this guys juniorisms really set him apart from the crowd”
Girl 1: your pretty strange aren’t you?
Guy 1: Yea you could say I’m a phenomenal person
Girl 1: ugh, OOkay, your juniorisms right ?
Guy 1: …uh yeah I guess
“”This girls got some REAL juniorisms”
“For someone to have juniorisms is NOT limited to gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. ANYONE CAN EXHIBIT juniorisms”
“Juniorisms can affect ANYBODY and that’s the worst part”
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what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.
To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.
To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)
In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.
Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.
Sammy wants to juniorize a song so she alters the lyrics to sing about junior grimes instead. That’s an example of what juniorize is
The president must juniorize himself so he alters his appearance to resemble junior, everybody wants to juniorize themselves it’s no secret why.
Females want to get juniorized (juniorize) but to do so they must let junior be inside them or possess their very essence.
Many items/places can be able to juniorize themselves but there’s many ways to achieve juniorization.
If a movie needs a juniorize then fret not, simply replace the protagonist with junior grimes and the plot revolving around Junior’s goals and or ambitionz.
The mayor: I AM GOING TO JUNIORIZE THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:
- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done
Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.
A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.
Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as
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student -> senior
productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).
At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.
Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
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A condition that strikes high school juniors. Symptoms include frequent headaches, frequent complaints of stress, random hyperventilation, violent mood swings, and a disinterest in schoolwork. Mainly caused by an overdose of AP classes, a very heavy workload, college visits, extracurricular activies, and school sports. In 99.8% of all cases of junioritis, senioritis will result. There is no known cure. Treatments include snow days or any prolonged vacation period.
Why isn't Alex coming to the movies with us?
He's stricken with junioritis. He has a five page world history essay due tomorrow.
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Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.
"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"
After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.
After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."
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A Junior is some one that once you meet you will never want to leave his side he is funny and really interesting to talk about once any girl meets him all they want is to have them to their self.A Junior is a boy that once he sees a girl he likes he wants to go for her no matter if she likes him or not he will treat her like she's he's he will talk about you all the time even when you are not there he will he will try to save you even though you don't want to be saved he will hold you close and make sure whenever he's around you are never sad.If you have a Junior never loose him if for some reason you push him away your a complete ass hole and just made the biggest mistake of your life
Junior is the best guy you will ever have the chance to meet in a lifetime
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A condition especially pertaining to juniors with rigorous academic schedules and strong ambitions for college that inhibits them from willingly doing their work and poses them ask the age-old question, "What is the point of all of this?"
Often leads to senioritis.
I know that I have to keep my grades up to get into college, but I think junioritis is starting to sink in and I just don't want to do my work.
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