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The reason why Tupac and Biggie died, so that they wouldnt have to listen to her noise. The reason why Osama bin Laden is hiding in the caves. The reason why they had to make auto-tune. The inventor of noise.
Player 1- whats that noise your listening to? it sounds like a little girl crying for candy
Player 2- no its justin bieber crying for candy my sisters are listening to her
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The reason why I don't listen to mainstream music anymore. Every time I turn on the damn radio, some autotuned Justin Bieber shit comes on and gives me ear cancer.
Justin Bieber symbolizes everything that is wrong with the modern music industry. He possesses no extraordinary music talent and is grossly overrated. Not having much difference with the shitty mainstream act he replaced, The Jonas Brothers (see 'talentless hacks'), many people predict that Justin Bieber's music career is on the verge of destruction and that the only reason he got so famous was because he had a marketable face, in other words, crazed teenage girls would swoon over him and buy his CD's, regardless of the fact that his music sucks.
Of course, if you believe that his music sucks, a horde of Justin's rabid fans (otherwise known as 'Beliebers') will come and troll you with comments like "GET A LIFE!!!" or "U DNOT KNO REAL MUSIKK!!!1!".
In entertainment media, Justin Bieber is the country's sweetheart, and not just in one country. Entertainment media in countries such as Canada, America and Australia freaking worship this autotuned hack and his crappy music and treat him like a god. However, on the internet, Justin Bieber is the equivalent of Satan.
Belieber: "OMGG!!!ONE1!! I LUvv JUuSTIN BIIEBBER!!"
Person: "..."
Belieber: "OMGG DO u LUV hiIm?"
Person: "No. His music sucks. I hate Justin Bieber."
Belieber: "DIEIEIIEIEIEIE!!!!!!"
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A 15 year old male singer who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty. His voice sounds like a young girl's. Some of his most well known songs are One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, basically all about girls or love, however the songs sound more proper for possibly, a more mature male singer or rapper. Also, in his song one time, he happens to repeat one time many more times than once. Just to sum this definition up, he's a 15 year old boy who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty and sings love songs to impress girls.
"I'mma tell you one time (that i love, that i love you) I'mma tell you one time (that i love, that i love you)"
Figure 1: Dude, I hate that song by Justin Bieber. Shut off the radio.
Figure 2: No way, this 15 year old prepubescent boy is soo dreamy.
Figure 1: are you gay?
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Justin Bieber is, without question the worst singer of all time! I refuse to call chanting 'baby, baby, baby oooh' into a microphone singing. Justin Bieber is by far the worst excuse for a singer i have ever heard, furthermore the fact that 90% of teenage girls adore him, because of his so called 'looks' is quite frankly sickening.
If Justin bieber were to die tomorrow, the world would be a better place!
Justin Bieber is SHIT at singing!!!!!
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The only thing wrong with Canada.
Canada's such a great Country, it's a shame Justin Bieber comes from there.
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two guys in the car and one turns the radio on and Justin Bieber's new song comes on;
"Dude whos this chick? she sounds so young?!"
"Man, it's that new DUDE all the girls are in love in"
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