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Kinged

Verb. When one is pranked by the infamously scary Burger King King. This may involve waking up at an early hour, only to have your friends coinciding with the Burger King's prank, as he himself points his finger and laughs inaudibly at you while you freak out.

Man: Dude, you won't believe this! I was sleeping, then I was woken up by the Burger King! Right there! In my bed! He tried to offer me a Whopper, but I refused, so he fled out my window!
Dude: Man, you got Kinged? Scary...

by Phantom Tonberry August 10, 2009

85πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


The King

rules hyrule and thinks dinner is what all true warriors strive for. he makes link defeat gannon becuase he is to weak to do so himself. he is also the father of zealda (the princess of hyrule)

Link: gee it sure is borning around here

The King: moi boi this dinner is what all true warrior strive for

by jomod July 10, 2009

150πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


A king

A male specimen, an alpha, a man who knows what he wants, Values himself as an individual, support his other fellow kings, a true warrior, handsome young lad with a big cock, destroys vaginas like he’s thanos, and most importantly follows mrtraplord

Thot: omg he’s so sexy, I wanna ruin him

Queen: he won’t fuck u
Thot: why??

Queen: Bc he’s a king

by Kingtrapsallday May 8, 2019

110πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Kinging-It

To live your own life as if you were a king
To own and rule your own world
Not to do things by half
To make decisions and act upon them

Aimee live her life to the fullest, she was Kinging-It, baby!!!!

by WilDej June 3, 2021


King

Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."

by Morrissey Man March 10, 2005

1667πŸ‘ 608πŸ‘Ž


The King

A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.

Dude I woke up with the king today!

by tehmarioman December 1, 2005

502πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


The King

The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.

The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."

by sapphire.lombardi June 7, 2009

189πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž