KMP

Kill Mad People

A relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.

Jason: "... So the stupid bitch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! SHE WAS STILL FACING THE WRONG WAY"
Justin: "KMP, my friend, KMP."

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kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.

"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."

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"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.

(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP

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Kids menu pizza

I got my kids KMP for dinner

kmp

keep me posted

Tom: Yo I think imma throw a rager tn

Evan: Bet bro kmp

KMP

Kill Me Please.

When you lose an argument and you wish for them to end it so you can mourn at yourself.

Pro: this fag sucks I killed him 50 times already!
Fag: No I don't ...you do!
Pro: I just quickscoped you again!
Fag: KMP