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kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.
"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."
"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.
(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP
Kill Me Please
For when you see Gacha Life cringe or other abominations to society.
The posts on r/gachalifecringe make me say KMP.
Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.
Person 2: Okay-KMP
Kill Me Please
This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.
*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(