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A short girl with hair so brown it's almost black, cute face, long legs, sexy body, and a walk that would make a gay man straight. Hangs out with people who can make her laugh, and is naive, but still incredibly smart. Typically doesn't know the effect she has on her guy friends. One of the greatest friends you will ever have.
DAMN, I think I'm in love with her!
Dude, that's Kali.
Oh. That explains it.
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From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.
Kali, her breasts are as the full moon, no man may shift his gaze from upon them
Kali, her face it dims the sun, no light can compare
Kali I have seen, my love is now immortal
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a referred to girls with brown hair, brown eyes, cute face, and sexy body. These girls are very sweet, sensitive, loving, and absolutely amazing.
Damn, your looking Kali today!!
That was so Kali of you, thank you!
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often referred to a girl with brunette hair, brown eyes, cute face, tiny, and who has a friendly personality; not a whore; loves more than anything; sensitive; perfect; stunning; goddess; AMAZING; a walking orgasm
You are absolutely Kali!! What more in gods name can I ask for??!??!!
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Hindu Goddess of death and destruction; also of childhood drems and wishes.
Calcutta, India has many people who worship Kali.
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