kontol kamu bau

"kontol kamu bau" means i love you in indonesia. a great sentence to express your feelings to someone

rose: hey dave! i want to tell you something
dave: what is it?
rose: kontol kamu bau...
dave: what does that mean?
rose: it means i love you!

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Kamu nanya?

Kamu nanya? Kamu bertanya-tanya?

A joke usually known inside Indonesia, where if someone asks a question, usually, the person being asked to will say 'Kamu nanya?'. Usually, they'll also continue it with 'Kamu bertanya-tanya?' The sentence literally means 'You ask? You're asking?'

Ahmad: Hey, do you know what test is tomorrow?
Zaki: Kamu nanya? Kamu bertanya-tanya?
Ahmad: Be serious bro

Darma: Hey bro, do you know where Ahmad is?
Zaki: Kamu nanya? Kamu bertanya-tanya?

Siti: Hey, Zaki, do you know where Ms. Indah is?
Zaki: Kamu nanya? Kamu bertanya-tanya?

Pokemon Dimana Kamu

Meaning in Malay/Indonsialan : Pokemon where are you?
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.

It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.

Pokemon Pokemon Dimana Kamu = โปเกม๊อน โปเกม่อน บีบมะนาวฆ่างู

kontol kamu bau

Kontol kamu bau is an Indonesian word, and it literally means "your dick smells bad".

Agus: Woe anjing kontol kamu bau

Budi: Jauh lebih mendingan daripada kontol bapak mu
Agus: AH ANJING MEMEK LU!
Budi: Pacar gw? Oh ok
Agus: ...

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