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the coolest. most goayed person in the world
has the largest. fucking nails. a literal demon irl with claws
Wow, you should ask kan. He has the claws of satan.
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kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.
oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously
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An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.
Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!
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Literally means "Drift King". Usually refers to Keiichi Tsuchiya, the legendary drifter famous for driving (and drifting) the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Corolla/Trueno. Dori-kan is only used in a different sense when referring to someone producing drift like that of Mr. Tsuchiya (or perfectly in other words).
"Holy crap that's the REAL DORI-KAN! He's like... my idol!"
"Stupid people only know the term Drift King from watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. If anyone tells you 'wait, there's a real dori-kan?' then you know that they're n00bs in the sport."
"This is CNN."
keong kan is the abbr for ki(go) ho(let) lang(people) kan(fuck). It can be used as adjective or noun.
adjective: You very keong kan, instead of attending lecture, you were playing games at home.
noun: You keong kan la, how dare you seduce my girlfriend!
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An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
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In the Chinese dialect of Hokkien, this two-word phrase means 'deserve to be screwed'. When someone has done something so wrong that the unfavorable consequences seems justified. A vulgar equivalent of the English phrase 'asking for it', used in parts of Malaysia and Singapore.
"I told you to stop drinking from that stupid bottle and behaving like a total jerk in public. Now the cops are here. Hong kan liao." ('liao' has' no meaning but used to place emphasis. 'Hong Kan Liao can be replaced with 'Now we're really screwed' in this case.)
"Why do you have to keep showing off what you took from the supermarket? Hong kan ah?" (The word 'ah' is added at the end to for a question. In this case, 'Hong Kan Ah?' can be replaced with 'Asking for trouble?')
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