Kanned

kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously

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Kan

The shorter way of saying anything, mostly the meaning is, “I told you so but you never listened.”

English: “See? I told you right. That was a horrible idea. You never listened to me. Look what you have done.”

Indonesian: “Kan.”

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kan

Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'

Put your wang in my kan.

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Kan

Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.

Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan

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kan

Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.

That guy's a f*cking kan!

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Kan

The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God

"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"

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kan

Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.

I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.

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