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kardashian

To fart and queef at the same time.

She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.

by Hank TADD April 11, 2009

1969πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


the Kardashians

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

by SilawenGreenleaf June 27, 2011

144πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.

Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!

by For_sure December 16, 2013

149πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

A Kardashian is something, that makes you dumber, just by being exposed to it.

Fred Phelps was a real Kardashian.

by Oimfiel October 8, 2014

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

53πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The Kardashians Of

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "

Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.

by Julebug123 April 15, 2015


Kardashian

(adj.) A β€œKardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

991πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž