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Karl Marx

The least appreciated member of a famous 1930s Hollywood family. Unlike his brothers; Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo, Karl did not star in any black and white comedic films. Dissapointed with his own failure to achieve cinimatic immortality. Karl sought consolation through his writing.

"This manifesto is definately the least funny thing ever produced by the Marx brothers. Karl Marx is definately the least talented member of the family."

by spider jerusalem May 29, 2005

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Karl Marx

Nineteenth century economic and political philosopher and the author of the Communist Manifesto, with co-author Friedrich Engels; he was the original learjet liberal.

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels met in a cafรฉ in Paris to sip their lattes and blog about communism.

by SatanInASweater July 22, 2008

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Karl Marx

Important 19th century economist and philosopher who, like many other academics of his time, believed that God was a character in a fictional novel. Is remembered best for writing The Communist Manifesto along with Freidrich Engels, though Das Kapital(The Capital) gives more thorough coverage of his economic theories and philosophies. He is often ridiculed unjustly by right-leaning economists, but any economist worth his beans is familiar with the work of Karl Marx. The philosopher Jean-Paul Satre used some of Marx's work in creating the philosophy of Existentialism. The word Marxist, derived from his name, is a mild euphimism often used to replace the term dirty athiestic blood-sucking communist scumbag.

: : Hi. I'm Karl. I'm a pretty nice guy who likes daisies. I am probably gay, according to more ignorant conservatives. Evil dictators have a bad habit of erecting my statue - I have that much in common with Jesus. I'm not all that bad at math, and I made up a lala land called communism where everyone could be happy. Too bad it doesn't quite work. Socialism works though. Try it. : :

by Andrew Broz July 16, 2005

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Karl Marx

The worst writer after Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. He talked about the exploitation of labor but he hired a slave maid to clean his rotten ass and he refused to pay her. He was a major asshole and a psychopath who despised the borgeoise but lived off the money of his friend Engels' cotton mills. His writings were the reason behind the death of 100 million innocent people

The reason why communism is so shitty is because of its founder, Karl Marx.

by ihatecommunism March 14, 2022

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Karl Marx

That guy from Aqua teen Hunger Force

George Isom at 4:02pm January 23:
"yeah i dont know who this karl marx fellow is...is he the guy from aqua teen hunger force?"

by Half a Bitch January 23, 2009

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Karl Marx

Satan in the flesh!!!

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.

by He who knows11 February 28, 2011

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Karl Marx

Along with Oscar Wilde, probably one of the greatestpeople to come out of the nineteenth centuary.

Karl Marx gets blamed for a lot of things.
Karl Marx was a communist.
Karl Marx was safe.

by bignose June 18, 2007

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