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An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
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an ugly person but big personality and ego and always getting girls thinks hes cute but he is not
his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
kelan is a punk
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The cutest couple you will ever know. The only couple strong enough to get through every possible negative thing that hits them. What you wish you were.
I wish my relationship was as strong and fun as kelanity
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
my bf kelan texts me all this cute shit....makes my soul smile ngl
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
my bf kelan texts me all this cute shit....makes my soul smile ngl
Ugly black male who is very unattractive and has green stink lines coming from his body. He also has aura but that aura is the mustiness of him.
Guy: Kelan is cool
Girl: ew no he's ugly as shit i would never date him
Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.
Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.
Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger
Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend
Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.