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A savior sent from God itself, Kelan started and will end this world. He shall send people up to heaven or down to hell, offerings are a big part in that decision. Beans. Kelan the God of robux, he decides the fate of every being in this world. The robux God himself.
Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.
Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.
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A smart person that can sometimes act like a know it all, but never the less still a cool person.
Ah, you can never win with that guy.
Who?
Kelan who else.
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kelan is a nice/cool person. also he can be weird and misleading at some points. get to know him and he will always make you laugh. he is not muscular but has a big heart. he has stunning blue eyes and is awesome to be around sometimes.
dude 1: "hey do you want to go out?"
girl 1: "nah i got me a kelan!"
dude 1:"Damn, i wish i was a kelan!"
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