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Ken Doll

An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.

Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?

Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.

by BrnEyes May 20, 2005

21πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Ken Doll

When a guy pulls his scrotum up and over his penis hiding everything in his sack. The result.. looking like a true to life Ken Doll.

Ricky came out of the bathroom and had put his sack over his penis, I screamed and he said "Hey, Barbie Girl, I am your Ken Doll"

by Cainon Stone August 6, 2014

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ken dolls

Where the pelvic muscles meet with the hip and the thigh muscles. Which may appear as a bulge or cut because of definition of the muscle as shown on a ken doll.

I love when a man has well defined abs. However, the sexiest thing on a man is those ken dolls that cut right below his abs.

by Apr1l December 6, 2007

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ken Dolling

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.

omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.

by Smorefun February 7, 2023


Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

by Fried glue February 27, 2017


ken doll lines

the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.

"Working out at the gym has given me ken doll lines."

by Chilltown January 4, 2008

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ken Doll View

An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .

That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .

by Peepcreep December 19, 2021