I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus