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When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
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A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.
john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.
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It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.
Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"
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When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.
Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up
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Sleeping with your face propped up on a penis.
When a woman falls asleep while sucking a cock, and is leaning on that cock. She's using the "Kickstand".
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A kickass all-girl band that plays loud rock and metal, causing all men within hearing and seeing distance to get righteous kickstands.
"Hey man, those chicks in that band Kickstand GAVE me a kickstand."
"My girl loves to go with me to see that band Kickstand because it gives me a kickstand that lasts all night."
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Part of the cheddar cheese combo. First a man must perform the bowling ball, which is the putting of a thumb in a womans asshole while doing it doggie style. When she reaches up with one arm, that is the kickstand. Should be directly followed by the vaccum cleaner.
I almost had her at the kickstand but instead i finished with the vaccum cleaner
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